THE DIETER'S GUIDE TO WEIGHT LOSS DURING SEX
Activity Calories
Burned
Activity Calories
Burned
Removing Clothes:   Orgasmic Intensity Scale:  
With partner's consent 12 Shoes flew off 35
Without partner's consent 187 Expression didn't change 1/2
    Orchestra swelled 6
Unhooking Bra:   Birds sang  
Using two calm hands 7 Large birds 7
Using one trembling hand 36 Small birds 3
Lifting partner 15 Earth moved 30
Dragging partner 16    
Using skateboard 3 Pulling Out:  
    After orgasm 1/2
Achieving Erections:   A few moment before orgasm 500
For normal, healthy man 2.5    
Losing erection 14 Penis Envy:  
Searching for it 115 For woman 3
    For men 72
Putting On A Condom:      
With an erection 1.5 Guilt:  
Without an erection 300 Despite no formal training, orgasm comes easily 53
    You're enjoying sex, despite the fact other people are starving 2
Inserting Diaphragm:   Sex on your lunch hour 3
If the woman does does it is:   Putting it on your expense account 20
Experienced 6    
Inexperienced 73 Aggravation:  
If man does it. 680 Partner keep showing plants 5
Add (5) for retrieving from across the room. 5 Partner insists on cuddling dog during foreplay 14
    Partner visits bathroom for 7th time 10
According To Nationality:   Partner taking phone calls 7
Italian- Man on top, woman in kitchen 26 Partner making phone calls 40
Russian- Woman on top, man getting permission 55    
American- Both on top 60    
       
Side Affects Of Intercourse:   Getting Caught:  
Bouncing 7 By partner's spouse 60
Sliding around 9 By your spouse 100
Serious skidding 12 Trying to explain 55
Whiplash 27 Trying to remain calm 100
ORGASM:   Leaping out of bed 75
Real 112 Getting dressed in one motion 500
Faked 420 Thanking partner quickly 2

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