| THE DIETER'S GUIDE TO WEIGHT LOSS DURING SEX | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Activity | Calories Burned |
Activity | Calories Burned |
| Removing Clothes: | Orgasmic Intensity Scale: | ||
| With partner's consent | 12 | Shoes flew off | 35 |
| Without partner's consent | 187 | Expression didn't change | 1/2 |
| Orchestra swelled | 6 | ||
| Unhooking Bra: | Birds sang | ||
| Using two calm hands | 7 | Large birds | 7 |
| Using one trembling hand | 36 | Small birds | 3 |
| Lifting partner | 15 | Earth moved | 30 |
| Dragging partner | 16 | ||
| Using skateboard | 3 | Pulling Out: | |
| After orgasm | 1/2 | ||
| Achieving Erections: | A few moment before orgasm | 500 | |
| For normal, healthy man | 2.5 | ||
| Losing erection | 14 | Penis Envy: | |
| Searching for it | 115 | For woman | 3 |
| For men | 72 | ||
| Putting On A Condom: | |||
| With an erection | 1.5 | Guilt: | |
| Without an erection | 300 | Despite no formal training, orgasm comes easily | 53 |
| You're enjoying sex, despite the fact other people are starving | 2 | ||
| Inserting Diaphragm: | Sex on your lunch hour | 3 | |
| If the woman does does it is: | Putting it on your expense account | 20 | |
| Experienced | 6 | ||
| Inexperienced | 73 | Aggravation: | |
| If man does it. | 680 | Partner keep showing plants | 5 |
| Add (5) for retrieving from across the room. | 5 | Partner insists on cuddling dog during foreplay | 14 |
| Partner visits bathroom for 7th time | 10 | ||
| According To Nationality: | Partner taking phone calls | 7 | |
| Italian- Man on top, woman in kitchen | 26 | Partner making phone calls | 40 |
| Russian- Woman on top, man getting permission | 55 | ||
| American- Both on top | 60 | ||
| Side Affects Of Intercourse: | Getting Caught: | ||
| Bouncing | 7 | By partner's spouse | 60 |
| Sliding around | 9 | By your spouse | 100 |
| Serious skidding | 12 | Trying to explain | 55 |
| Whiplash | 27 | Trying to remain calm | 100 |
| ORGASM: | Leaping out of bed | 75 | |
| Real | 112 | Getting dressed in one motion | 500 |
| Faked | 420 | Thanking partner quickly | 2 |