THE DIETER'S GUIDE TO WEIGHT LOSS DURING SEX | |||
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Activity | Calories Burned |
Activity | Calories Burned |
Removing Clothes: | Orgasmic Intensity Scale: | ||
With partner's consent | 12 | Shoes flew off | 35 |
Without partner's consent | 187 | Expression didn't change | 1/2 |
Orchestra swelled | 6 | ||
Unhooking Bra: | Birds sang | ||
Using two calm hands | 7 | Large birds | 7 |
Using one trembling hand | 36 | Small birds | 3 |
Lifting partner | 15 | Earth moved | 30 |
Dragging partner | 16 | ||
Using skateboard | 3 | Pulling Out: | |
After orgasm | 1/2 | ||
Achieving Erections: | A few moment before orgasm | 500 | |
For normal, healthy man | 2.5 | ||
Losing erection | 14 | Penis Envy: | |
Searching for it | 115 | For woman | 3 |
For men | 72 | ||
Putting On A Condom: | |||
With an erection | 1.5 | Guilt: | |
Without an erection | 300 | Despite no formal training, orgasm comes easily | 53 |
You're enjoying sex, despite the fact other people are starving | 2 | ||
Inserting Diaphragm: | Sex on your lunch hour | 3 | |
If the woman does does it is: | Putting it on your expense account | 20 | |
Experienced | 6 | ||
Inexperienced | 73 | Aggravation: | |
If man does it. | 680 | Partner keep showing plants | 5 |
Add (5) for retrieving from across the room. | 5 | Partner insists on cuddling dog during foreplay | 14 |
Partner visits bathroom for 7th time | 10 | ||
According To Nationality: | Partner taking phone calls | 7 | |
Italian- Man on top, woman in kitchen | 26 | Partner making phone calls | 40 |
Russian- Woman on top, man getting permission | 55 | ||
American- Both on top | 60 | ||
Side Affects Of Intercourse: | Getting Caught: | ||
Bouncing | 7 | By partner's spouse | 60 |
Sliding around | 9 | By your spouse | 100 |
Serious skidding | 12 | Trying to explain | 55 |
Whiplash | 27 | Trying to remain calm | 100 |
ORGASM: | Leaping out of bed | 75 | |
Real | 112 | Getting dressed in one motion | 500 |
Faked | 420 | Thanking partner quickly | 2 |