The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
-Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Beauty is only a light switch away.
-Perkins Library. Duke University. Durham, North Carolina.

I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
-Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
-Armand's Pizza. Washington, D.C.

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
-Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
-The Irish Times. Washington, D.C.

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
-Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

To do is to be.
-Descartes

To be is to do.
-Voltaire

Do be do be do.
-Frank Sinatra

-Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats. Scottsdale, Arizona.

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
-Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
-Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.

Make love, not war. --Heck, do both, get married!
-Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
-Revolution Books. New York, New York.