A yuppie opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came
along
and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police
arrived at the scene, the yuppie was complaining bitterly about
the
damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done
to my
Beeeeemer!" he whined.
"You yuppies are so materialistic, you make me sick!!"
retorted
the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that
you
didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"
"Oh my gaaawd...," replied the yuppie, finally noticing
the
bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my
Rolex?!!!!!"